Dirty Work

[17:13] stephanie: will you be okay washing your son's little wee wee?

[17:13] danny: can't you do it?

[17:13] stephanie: not if you're the one on bath duty that night

[17:13] danny: we have that sprayer in the upstairs bathroom

[17:13] danny: I'll just spray it off

[17:14] stephanie: no. that won't work

[17:14] stephanie: you can't use a rough sprayer on the baby

[17:14] danny: what if I get ferris really wet and soapy and sponge his wee wee with ferris?

[17:14] danny: I'll just make him sit naked on a wet soapy dog like a pony?

[17:15] danny: And then I'll clean ferri's back.

[17:15] stephanie: This is not going on daddyblogs

[17:15] danny: It's like that old Bear poop in the woods joke with the rabbit

[17:15] danny: but with my baby and my dog

[17:15] stephanie: Danny! You will have to bathe our baby which means you will have to wash his baby wee wee

[17:16] stephanie: And make sure it's free of poopies when you change his diaper. I hear that the poop can migrate to the front

[17:16] stephanie: Between cleaning your wee wee and your son's wee wee -- you'll be on wee wee double duty.

[17:17] stephanie: That sounds like fun huh!